From the publishers of



“Fellow Americans, Greetings and Salutations.”


“Most Americans are sophisticated enough to distinguish between fact and fantasy except when it comes to politics. In case you haven’t noticed we no longer have an independent Free Press in our beloved country, meaning all venues are in one way or another politically aligned. The majority show a distinct inclination toward the baseless venom of liberal ideology.”


“Did anyone pick-up on the fact that the media actually created a presidential candidate. Our society has matured and evolved to an equality whereas a black or female will someday most certainly occupy the Oval Office with a very real possibilty that it may occur in 2008.”


Barack Obama barely stepped away from the microphone after delivering the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic Convention and the media began touting him as ‘Presidential’ material.”

David Brooks





"Barack Obama should run for president. . . . Obama is a new kind of politician," writes New York Times columnist David Brooks.






Clarence Page

"You embody the politics of hope. But such moments don't last forever. I hope you run," writes Chicago Tribune columnist Clarence Page.

Meredith Vieira

"If your party says to you, 'We need you' -- and there's already a drumbeat out there -- will you respond?" NBC's Meredith Vieira asked.


"Why Barack Obama Could Be Our Next President," says Time's cover.

Oprah Winfrey

"Would you announce on this show?" Oprah Winfrey asked.

. . . and then


... and then


“I’m announcing my candidacy for President of The United States.”

Ann Coulter

"What is so audacious about announcing that you're running for president? Any idiot can run for president. Dennis Kucinich is running for president. Until he was imprisoned, Lyndon LaRouche used to run for president constantly. John Kerry ran for president."

Hanoi John Kerry




“ . . . and I came so close (sniff sniff). Perhaps I should have selected Prince Ted of Chappaquiddick as my running mate instead of the Breck Girl.”





John "The Breck Girl" Edwards


"Today, all you have to do is suggest a date by which U.S. forces in Iraq should SURRENDER, and you're officially a Democratic candidate for president." - Ann Coulter


BAKER STREET FACTOID: Those of you with keen powers of observation may have noticed that all photographs of Democrats in this article are framed in white. Why? White is the color of the ONLY flag Democrats will unite under.




. . . and then . . . and then

The Coasters

" . . . and then - - - along came Jones."

. . . but what's in a name anyway?


“So what’s in a name? If you’re a Democrat apparently a name is everything. This is best evidenced by the run up to the Election in 2006. The media and every Democrat that could find an open microphone displayed a deep inner emotional need to highlight Senator George Allen’s middle name, Felix, and his Jewish heritage. Apparently the left cannot abide a Republican Senatorial candidate with Jewish heritage, which resulted in huge profiles in the Washington Post about George ‘Felix’ Allen the Jew.”




“On the flip side we find ourselves immersed in the Democratic ‘Do as I say - Not as I do’ quagmire. Although they tried to keep it a secret for as long as possible, by now you have no doubt learned that Obama’s middle name is HUSSEIN! Don’t dare discuss or mention his middle name, the Democrats will amass in droves feigning sanctimonious indignation."


"It will send Maureen Dowd into fits of apoplexy. CAIR will call for martyrdom operations against you and a gaggle of bra-less Berkeley grads will accuse you of being Zionist pig.”







"Anyone watching Obama’s key note address would have been impressed. Young, intelligent, slender, and able to articulate without using any Ebonic rhetoric as is the case with the Reverend Sharpton. By the way, exactly where is the Reverend's church and what exactly is his job other than sticking his puss into the camera and playing the race card at every juncture?" 








“Wut choo talkin bout fool!”







The Big Lie

B. Hussein Obama

Excerpt from Obama’s address:


“Tonight is a particular honor for me because--let's face it--my presence on this stage is pretty unlikely. My father was a foreign student, born and raised in a small village in Kenya. He grew up herding goats, went to school in a tin-roof shack. His father--my grandfather--was a cook, a domestic servant to the British.”

"But my grandfather had larger dreams for his son. Through hard work and perseverance, my father got a scholarship to study in a magical place, America, that shone as a beacon of freedom and opportunity to so many who had come before. While studying here, my father met my mother. She was born in a town on the other side of the world, in Kansas. My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. They would give me an African name, Barack, or "blessed," believing that in a tolerant America your name is no barrier to success.”







“Now that there would be one hell of a tear jerkin success story - - - if only it were true!”







"Barack Obama's father was not a poor "goat herder and immigrant." He was a child of privilege and affluence. He never went from being a goat herder in Kenya to graduating from Harvard in the United States. Nor was his grandfather a domestic servant for the British. He was a prominent and wealthy farmer in the British Colonial System. He not only owned a farm, but he had a substantial ranch with a large herd of cattle.”

"Barack Obama's family was a prominent MUSLIM family in Kenya.”

"Barack Obama says he was given an "African" name by his parents. Obamas' grandfather was Hussein Obama, his uncle is Said Hussein Obama, his father was Baracka Hussein Obama, Sr., and he is Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. "Hussein" is an Arabic-Muslim name, not African; but even more telling of his desire to hide his muslim heritage is his first name. In his speech he claimed it was an African name meaning "blessed." However, his father was named Baracka, later dropping the "a" on his son's name to Barack. "Baracka" is an Arabic name meaning "blessed," not African. Baracka is a name originating directly from the Koran.”


"And while Obama may not identify as a Muslim, that's not how the Arab and Muslim Streets see it. In Arab culture and under Islamic law, if your father is a Muslim, so are you. And once a Muslim, always a Muslim. You cannot go back. In Islamic eyes, Obama is certainly a Muslim. He may think he's a Christian, but they do not."











“Isn’t that just like a liberal, trying to bullshit the entire country!”








“Not only that, this is the same Moonbat that said he doesn’t wear his American Flag lapel pin anymore because it has become a substitute for true patriotism. Let me see if I’ve got this straight, if you wear the American Flag on your lapel you’re not a patriot. But if you don’t you’re a true patriot.”


“I’m really trying to understand his point of view but I just can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass!”


Source: Associated Press – October 4th, 2007




Liberal Think Tank


“If you think that’s bad Mr. Bunker, check out the despicable behavior B. Hussein Obama exhibited in September of 2007 - - - when he made an appearance in Indianola, Iowa. While the National Anthem was being played, Obama refused to place his hand over his heart.”


“Do you have any idea how many Americans sacrificed their blood and lives defending our flag during the course of our history? This is in the same vein as Senator Harry Reid’s comment about our National Anthem when a Spanish version of the Star Spangled Banner was produced. Many Americans were outraged, mostly the type that wear a flag lapel pin. Senator Reid said he couldn’t understand why all the hub-bub over some song.”


“Some song! It’s not just some song you stupid twit, its our National Anthem!”


"You're a United States Senator for crying out loud."



(L to R) B. Hussein Obama, Gov. Bill Richardson
Sen. Hillary Clinton, Ruth Harkin


“The photograph is authentic and one of several published by Time Magazine depicting the event. Disciples of the misleading notion of liberalism were quick to lay down cover fire, claiming that a single photograph doesn’t prove anything. Pointing out that the picture could have been taken just before B. Hussein raised his hand or just after he lowered it upon the conclusion of the National Anthem.”


" . . . and then, along came Jones!"


“ . . . in the form of an ABC News video, which captured the entire episode. Guess what? The wannabe Commander in Chief demonstrated his patriotism by NOT placing his hand over his heart during the playing of the National Anthem.”


BAKER STREET SOURCE: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/anthem.asp


CLAIM: Photograph shows Barack Obama without his hand over his heart while the National Anthem is being played.



Attention on the Deck!






“Alright people LISTEN-UP! No matter how much you polish a turd - - - its still a turd.”








“Are we ready for a president that won’t wear our flag on his person?”


“Are we ready for a president that disrespects our National Anthem?”


“Are we ready for a president named


Barack HUSSEIN Obama?”



Grim Reaper


America has reached a point where it’s death is imminent and I’m waiting. HaHaHaHa!”


“You have three strikes against you, immigration, multiculturalism, and liberalism. The average of the world's greatest civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."


"A democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, heavy taxation, welfare statism, multilingualism, multiculturalism, followed by a dictatorship.”




Be Afraid
Be very very Afraid 

Diabolical EVIL is lurking in the wings. In order to become master the Banshee poses as your servant.




6/29/04 "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."


9/2/05 "I think its time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy that they are being watched."


5/29/07 "Its time for a new beginning, for a END to government of the few, by the few, and for the few . . . and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."


6/4/07 "(We) . . . can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."


6/4/07 "We have to build a political concensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create ths common ground."


6/4/07 "I certainly think the free-market has failed."